“There are Tie Fighters chasing us!” Leia exclaimed.
“Tell me something I don’t know, princess.” Solo responded. He was more than a little agitated with the new ‘crew’ he had taken on. He aimed the Falcon into a nearby nebula to try and loose them.
CP3O was not thrilled with this course of action. He pointed out, “Sir. The odds of surviving a high speed chase through an active nebula storm is approximately two million, one hundred fifty sev-”
“Never tell me the odds!” Solo interrupted. He knew good and well how difficult it was to fly through an active nebula. If the plasma storms didn’t knock out the sub-light drives, and the intense radiation didn’t eat through the hull, and they didn’t get struck by a stray bolt of lightning, and the tie pilots weren’t as lucky as he was, they might just get out of this.
Bright lights flashed around the Falcon as it tore through the nebula at extremely unsafe speeds. Even though she wasn’t pretty, she was fast. Solo watched the readouts on the console, but as expected, they were effected by the plasma storms. He cursed under his breath as a tie fighter flew over him and exploded just meters in front of him. That was too close, but one down and two more to go…
Fastest Hunk of Soap represents part of the Soap Sorcerer’s fictional perfume fragrances. In this case, the aroma we have called “Carbonite” is what we expect Han Solo’s cologne smells like.
Size: 2.5″ x 2.5″ x 1″
Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Laurate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Thiosulfate, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate., Fragrance/ and or Essential Oils, Cosmetic Grade Colorants